Tweetable One-Liners!

Fun Quotes

Some time back, my friend Brian Darroll in South Africa sent me some fun quotes–they were referenced as “Christian One-Liners.” He did not originate them but passed them on from somewhere else in the ether. Many of them make a good point. Enjoy!

Christian One Liners

Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes seem to come close.

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When you get to your wits’ end, you’ll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

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If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

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God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete: Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch ’em — He’ll clean ’em.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.

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Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, But probably prefers ‘fruit of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!

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Prayer: Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don’t change the message; the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him or her.

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