Fun Quotes
Some time back, my friend Brian Darroll in South Africa sent me some fun quotes–they were referenced as “Christian One-Liners.” He did not originate them but passed them on from somewhere else in the ether. Many of them make a good point. Enjoy!
Christian One Liners
Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes seem to come close.
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When you get to your wits’ end, you’ll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
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If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete: Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch ’em — He’ll clean ’em.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
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Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, But probably prefers ‘fruit of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
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Prayer: Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don’t change the message; the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him or her.
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âIt is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.â
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